Kids (and husbands) of all ages are welcome:
Replacing the Toilet Paper Roll 101
3 Sessions Available
March 5, 2010 9:00 – 9:01 a.m.
March 6, 2010 1:30 – 1:31 p.m.
March 7, 2010 3:15 – 3:16 p.m.
Class sizes limited to three. That’s all we can fit in the bathroom at one time.
Where Do the Empty Milk Cartons Go?
Contrary to popular belief, empty milk cartons placed on the kitchen counter or in the sink aren’t likely to find their own way to the trash. Come join us as we explore the mechanics of opening the kitchen trash can and the proper placement of said cartons. Participants will receive a cold glass of milk as part of their training. (White and chocolate varieties available.)
Bonus training includes an in-depth discussion of reasons NOT to leave 2 tablespoons of milk in the carton so as to “justify” returning the carton to the refrigerator.
1 Session Only
March 6, 2010 1:45 p.m.
Class size is 10. The kitchen is much bigger than the bathroom.
Guided Tour of the Home in Which You’ve Lived for the Vast Majority of Your Life
Includes a detailed exploration of the mysterious location of the laundry hamper.
March 6, 2010 10:00 – 11:00 a.m.
It’s a Crummy Life
Come join us as Mom demonstrates several techniques for wiping up counters and tables after food preparation and eating. Also includes instruction on deciphering nasty smells and the frequency in which the dishcloth should be changed. Participants will be shown the location of the linen closet (contrary to popular belief, it hasn’t moved in 22 years) and where to find stacks of clean dish cloths within.
March 5, 2010 6:30-7:00 p.m. (Right after dinner when we’ll have ample opportunity to provide examples.)
Awards will be given at the end of each class for those able to participate without rolling their eyes or snide remarks.
Register now. Classes are filling up quickly!